So, I have these sliding glass doors. Multiple locks, plus dowel type rods, just to be safe.
I accidentally knocked the rod down into the track!
Here I was, locked into my sunroom, the entire outdoors at my disposal. Didn’t bring my phone out with me, or else I could have called my spare key holders to come save me. Have any of you ever noticed that the second it’s inconvenient, you just suddenly REALLY need to pee?
I spent a few minutes glaring at the dowel.
This did nothing. Apparently, telekinesis is not one of my talents.
It had landed at an angle, so the door could open a bit. The gap was about the size a child could get through. Then I thought, well, I’ve lost weight and keep scaring my doctor with how skinny I am, maybe I can fit through it?!
My concern was: can I fit through there with implants? Really, this feels like some sort of alternate reality these days! 🙂
I am still flexible, I am happy to report. And skinny. And able to twist myself through the eye of a needle, too, at a guess. I made it back into the house, and I am now sprawled, writing to you all, feeling the bruises blossoming on my backs and ribs — NOT on the implants though, so HA!
Thought I would share the silliness…